I miss my Data Info Core Family

This blog post goes out to the two teams I met in Data Info Core. Team Kurt and Team "i dunnoh" (our team under Zack doesn't have a name or maybe I just don't know what it is.lol) Anyway, there are plenty of reasons why I miss these people. Some of my reasons are stupid, while some are really worth reminiscing.

Let's start with Team Kurt

First day of work and it felt like we all knew each other for months. Working for an Adult-content account probably is the reason why we thought that there's no space for shy or too demure people. In fact, I will never forget that day, when one of our supposed-to-be team member backed the hell out because she saw this "Penis Enhancer Ad" (it was a GIF image of the organ's enlargement) on the projector. Who wouldn't be shocked right? Yet, all of us were smirking, kept calm and I thought to myself "I'm with my elder brother, nothing will go wrong."

It all felt better when we realized we won't be doing any adult videos and we're just article writers. Yes, sad to inform you, we're just article writers - not adult entertainers and we write "normal" articles. With a little adult on the side but still normal.

Moreover, the account lasted for just 4months. Sadly, we've gone our separate ways. I miss how our team tease each other with our flaws without getting really pissed off. And my favorite part is how we secretly kill the 2 feeling-gorgeous-yet-not-so-pretty girls with our morbid mouths.

• I miss how the whole team made fun of Pervert Bautista (Steve) just because everyone wants to see him pissed. Don't worry Steve we really miss you. ;)

• I miss talking to Kim Tak Goo/John Estrada/Magic Temple actor (Gio), simply because he knows how to ride with everybody's jokes (even the corny ones. haha). And Gio, don't you just miss the smell of Bulanglang? :D

• I miss how we tease Ace every time Yanee calls him "Popcorn" and how he stutters when he's talking to Kurt. :D

• I miss the compliments Twighlo's giving me for my articles/bios. I looove you for that Twy. :)

• I miss chitchatting with the intimidating yet friendly Twins (Grace and Lane).

• Pao, you will always be our Budoy. Good luck on your new career as an erotic massage provider. :p

• Yanee, despite of you unfriending us on Facebook,  I must admit that I still miss talking to you, too. And by the way, everyone still remembers your "Nightlife in Angeles City" article because of your "kapit sa patalim-line", so please let bygones be bygones. ;)

• And I miss working with my elder brother.

• Of course, who wouldn't miss working with Kurt? He's the nicest foreign boss I've ever met. (Too bad, I can't get a raise anymore with this compliment I'm giving you, Kurt) :D

And above all these, I wouldn't forget Kurt's hilarious email.
"Guys, this is a very odd announcement but something has to be said. there have been complaints of people "passing gas" in our teams section. Please respect our clean air and go outside or to the CR if need be, just not in our teams section, I've noticed it to, its not cool. Regards,-Kurt"

There's just a lot of moments, happy and sad. I wish I could go back to spend it with you guys. Too many memories, that I can't include them here. I just miss all of you. :(

The Latter Team
So, after a month. I was thankful of Kurt for helping me get a job back in Data Info Core. The account is not as hardcore as the first account but I found it difficult than my first account. At first, my walls are so high and I hardly talk - afraid to say things that might make them think that I'm weird. Well, I am weird but I try not to be weird on the first day of work, of course. It's a good thing that my brother's exotic friend (well, not really exotic. I just call him that because they share the same interest towards exotic pets), Jayson and smurf-like Aiko (knowing that I love Smurfette, that's a compliment Aiko) was there to talk to me. As an added bonus, Marla, a former officemate was there too.

I noticed that this team isn't as jolly as my previous team but I know I shouldn't compare. Even so, most of them are friendly. Yes, only most of them. Therefore, I'll just include the friendly ones in this blog. In just a small period of time, I lowered down my walls as I get to know them better. However, just like any other team or family, misunderstandings will pay a visit and leave a gap among the members. And as the plot thickens, stress among team members weigh in along the stress with our daily tasks.

The storm passed soon and everything went back to normal and probably even better than the usual. Everyone was more comfy with each other, more jokes are being thrown at everyone - everyone was just closer. Unfortunately, little did we know that the brewing friendship is gonna end soon by a shocking news.

Nonetheless, the owner of the company decided to shut the company down, leaving each employee in a state of shock. Yes, we're all jobless in just an instant. Instead of mourning, me and my teammates
joked around, took photos and just believed that everything will be alright.

People I'll miss? Read the following:

• Jayson- our Team Leader who often spells words incorrectly. Believe me, he can make our day with just one misspelled word (i.e. Heather instead of Header, Snickers instead of Sneakers)
• Aiko- the jolly Smurfette of the team. I'll miss how we chat all day at the office. And how we talk about other people's lives/businesses. In short, we gossip all day. [-o<
• Marla- ever been with that sexy friend that eats like an elephant? Well, that's our Marla. You'll be amazed with the amount of food she can take in. lol
• Chris- left the team earlier than the others but I am sure as hell that you'll want him around.
• Shey- I'll definitely miss the smell of her fruity-scent lotion (Oh God, I sound lesbian). May I ask where you bought the lotion? haha
• Nelson- the only one I can talk to when it comes to Fliptop Rap Battle. \m/
• Jovie- 2pm? Movie time!
• Darewin- As much as I want to deny it. I'm addicted to Anime (Japanese Animation). And this guy right here, is an expert with Anime! Well , we're the geeky ones.
• Jessica, Ate Anna and Jhong- yes we're not close but it was such a pleasure working with you guys as well. ;)
• Ma'am Maricar- i'll miss you too. I'll miss your spaghetti. :3

Well, as they say "Change is the only permanent thing in this world". There will be a lot of changes but I'm glad that all of you has touched my life. I wish you all the best in life. Let's all be thankful that we're out of Shad's life! Cheers to us and see you guys around! :D

Foods that will ruin your Sexy Diet

Foods that will ruin your Sexy Diet

This article is dedicated not only to my friends who are undergoing a diet right now. This is for all dieters out there coz’ you might be eating the wrong food aside from the forbidden food for your diet that you already know. In fact, you might be eating foods that will ruin your sexy diet. Uh-huh, close that open mouth. There are foods that you think is okay for your diet but you’re wrong. There’s more to dieting that you should know. 

·       Green Bananas

We all know that bananas are great pre workout snacks but make sure that the one you’re eating is ripe! Unripe or green bananas are not a good idea before you work out for it could cause bloating and uncomfortable gas. So choose a banana that’s completely green-free.

·       Smoothie

If you think that fruit and yogurt can’t be bad… Sorry but you’re wrong. Smoothies are usually made with ice cream, milk and crammed with sugar. And smoothies are listed on the menu for people who want to gain weight. Unfortunately, smoothies are a concentrated source of calories. Instead of buying a smoothie, just blend your own smoothie. All you need is a real fruit, ice and of course, the blender.

·       Cereal/Granola/Protein Bars

 

Cereal/Granola/Protein bars are packaged and marketed as if they are the answer to the hunger pangs of dieters. But, what dieters should know is the fact that many of these cereal bars are still high in sugar and fat that could be bad for you just as bad a bar of chocolate. Plus, granola is high in carbohydrates and studies show that eating a super high in carbohydrates breakfast will lead to an increased appetite throughout the day. But not all cereal/granola/protein bars are bad for your diet. Just make sure to check the packaging and see if the bar’s content is all it promises to be.

·       Hard Boiled Eggs

Hard boiled eggs may be a great source of protein. However, they don’t provide carbohydrates for energy and the proteins that they give only stays in the stomach. Meaning, hard boiled eggs take a long time to digest and could weigh you down at the gym.

·       Peanut Butter

 

Peanut Butter’s labeling says "reduced fat". Dear Readers, don't be fooled by its labeling. Peanut butter may be naturally cholesterol free, sodium-low and contains protein and carbohydrates. However, the spread also contains ingredients that’ll set your diet back.

·       Spicy Foods

Spicy hot foods help burn up more calories. However, these kinds of food won’t help you burn more if you eat them before your workout. Plus, they could cause heartburn in the aftereffect into the esophagus.

·       Muffin

Muffins have too much oil and butter that doesn’t leave your stomach quickly and will make you feel bloated.

·       Avocados

The tasty avocadoes are nutritious but they contain 30 grams of fat. In fact, with the fat it contains, it’s given the nickname, “butter pear”. The good thing about its fat is… it’s the good kind of fat. It lowers cholesterol but you should go easy eating avocadoes. Don’t eat too much of it because it can also cause cramping and discomfort.

·       Energy Drinks

Energy drinks or vitamin waters are carbonated and full of sugar that could lead to bloating and fatigue. Plus, these energy drinks will not keep you hydrated. And that only means that they are not good for you and for your workout.

·       Orange Juice

A glass of orange juice delivers vitamin C and other vital nutrients. And with that, it seems like a good idea to take a gulp of OJ before morning workout…  Oooops, that’s wrong. It’s true that they provide vital nutrients and vitamin C but it’s better to eat an orange instead of gulping it. Coz’ a medium-sized OJ glass contains as much 200 calories and by gulping it, it refills a serious dieting hazard. Even 100% freshly squeezed fruit contains a lot of sugar and no fiber.

·       Milk/Dairy

Dairy products like milk, cheese and yogurt are good sources of calcium that helps to keep our bones and teeth strong but you should monitor your dairy intake it includes a lot of calories. Plus, consuming a low-fat dairy before workout could slow you down.

·       Nuts

Nuts have a high very fat, mainly monounsaturated fat that is that has been shown to lower cholesterol and help prevent heart disease. However, you still can’t eat too many for you might find it harder to lose weight. Plus, it could take a long time to digest it. But to keep you going, you should try Brazil nuts, macadamias, walnuts and almonds and by the way, SALT is a BIG NO-NO.

Seductive Celebrities with Body Ink

Seductive Celebrities with Body Ink

Tattoos are a common fashion sense nowadays. And now the race among tattoo world among celebrities is which of them has the most unique, coolest, hottest, cutest, craziest, weirdest and biggest tattoo/tattoos. Some may say it’s trashy but for tattooed people, they consider it as a body art and the only thing that they can take to their grave.

And since tattoo has become a trend, many people nowadays had their bodies inked both teenagers and adults. Most Hollywood stars have tattoos as well. Now who are the seductive celebrities with body ink? Let’s take a look.

1.  Angelina Jolie

Angelina got her tiger tattoo placed on her lower back done in Bangkok. The tattoo inside her right forearm means “Strength of Will”. The one inside her left forearm is Roman numeral 13, to indicate that she doesn’t believe in superstitions. The Magical Pali tattoo on her left shoulder blade is tattooed on her to protect her and her son Maddox from bad luck and accidents. The “know your rights” tattoo on her back of neck is some type of political statement. On her left shoulder is a “Billy Bob” tattoo. She also has 2 tribal symbol tattoos on her lower back. She has a letter “H” tattoo inside her left wrist. While in front of her left hip, there’s a Latin phrase "Quod me nutrit me destruit", next to a black cross that means "What nourishes me, destroys me." And lastly, she had the death symbol tattooed on her upper left shoulder.

2.  Megan Fox

On Megan’s back shoulder, she has a tattoo that says, “We will all laugh at gilded butterflies”. It’s a reference from Act V, Scene III of Shakespeare's tragedy King Lear. On the back of her neck, she has a Strength symbol in Chinese calligraphy. On her rib cage, the tattoo says, "there once was a little girl who never knew love until a boy broke her heart". On her right inner forearm is a beautiful tattoo of Marilyn Monroe. While, on her left wrist is a tribal tattoo of two waves like a yin yang. On her lower leg above the ankle, is a star and crescent moon. And the word “Brian” is tattooed right above her pelvic bone and hip.

3.  Rihanna

Rihanna currently has 6 tattoos. The music note on her ankle means “one of the important aspects of your life. She also has a star in her left ear and a Pisces sign behind her right ear. She also has a Sanskrit Prayer on her hip that says, “Forgiveness, Truth, repression, Calmness”. She has the word “love” tattooed on her middle finger and lastly, she has several mini star tattoos on her back.

4.  Kim Kardashian

Kim was finally convinced by her brother to get a tattoo. Her tattoo is a flower with bubbles beneath her left shoulder.

5.  Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett has a sun over see tattoo on her forearm and two circles interlinked with an A on her ankle. Her latest tattoo was placed on her wrist, which is designed to look like a bracelet with an “I ♥ NY charm.

6.  Katy Perry

Katy has cute smiling strawberry tattoo on the inside of her left ankle. She also got matching tattoos with her then-fiancé Russell Brand that says, “Anuugacchati Pravaha” which means “Go with the flow” in Sanskrit.

7.  Victoria Beckham

Mrs. Beckham has a “DB” tattoo on her inner wrist that stands for David Beckham’s initials. On her back a Hebrew line, this is a quote from “Song of Solomon 6:3” and this tattoo is a matching one with David Beckham. On her other wrist, is “MAY 08 1997” in roman numerals tattoo.

8.  Jenna Jameson

Her "Heartbreaker" tattoo is on her right buttock along with a two small red hearts. She has a very colorful dragon on the back of neck. There are flowers with a butterfly with phrase "Crazy Girl" on right ankle. A girl in red halter and spandex is on her right calf and an angel on her left calf.  Another set of flowers inside her left ankle. The words "I'm not afraid" on her left shoulder blade surrounded by a fancy flowery border and the phrase “I was born to do this" on her right shoulder blade surrounded by a fancy flowery border.

9.  Pamela Anderson

She has a barbed wire tattoo on her right arm.

10.              Miley Cyrus

Miley currently has 14 tattoos. Roman Numerals, “Just Breathe”, “Love”, a dream catcher, an anchor, an ohm symbol, a skull and“Love Never Dies” on her fingers her tattoos are an equal sign, a peace symbol, a cross, a heart, an eye and the word “karma”.

11.              Jessica Alba

Jessica has a Sanskrit tattoo on her wrist, a ladybug and a daisy on her neck, a NSFW bow just centimeters above her booty and flowers on her upper left arm.

12.              Alyssa Milano

Alyssa’s left ankle tattoo is an angel with wings holding a cross. On her right shoulder is a rosary. On her right ankle is a chain of roses. On the back of her neck is the HUM Buddhist Symbol. A kneeling fairy with is tattooed on her lower abdomen. And on her left wrist is The Buddhist Symbol for Om.

13.              Beyonce Knowles

Prior to the wedding of Beyonce and Jay-z, they both had matching tattoos of the Roman number IV; significance to their wedding day, which took place on May 4th, in France.

14.              Sarah Connor

Sarah has 8 Kanji symbols down her spine meaning peace, truth, god, energy, love, family, music and sun. She also hasa treble clef behind her left ear, the initials MET on her left wrist, tattoo of her daughter's first healthy heartbeat on her shoulder, husband’s name MARC'S on her foot.

15.              Christina Aguilera

Aguilera has Xtina" on back of neck, a small flower on left wrist, "Te Amo Siempre" on inside left forearm with the Hebrew letters Yud and Bet in Hebrew, Hebrew words on small of back "I am to my beloved what my beloved is to me" and a Mickey Mouse tattoo just below bikini line.

16.              Evan Rachel Wood

Evan has an outlined black heart on the top of her left thigh, a lightning bolt inside the black heart on the top of her left thigh, the letter “J” on her left ankle, and another on the bottom of her neck that reads “All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.

17.              Leighton Meester

The pretty Gossip Girl actress has a flower tattoo on her left inner wrist.

18.              Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga has several tattoos including a peace symbol (☮) on her left wrist, a small G clef on her lower middle back, daisies on her left shoulder, roses on her left side by continuing to the back to blend into her treble clef, a quote from "Letters to a Young Poet" along with "12/18/1974" on her left arm, “Tokyo Love” had handwritten on her left shoulder, “Dad” written in a heart on her left shoulder, "Little Monsters" and "Born This Way Unicorn" outside her left leg.

Chubby Celebs that I consider SEXY!

Chubby Celebs that I consider SEXY!

Most people idolize and fantasize about the sexy actresses out there in Hollywood industry. Most people only adore celebrities who are skinny, bit skinny and too skinny actresses. But for me, skinny actresses are not just the ones who should receive sexy compliments. Coz’ there are a few chubby celebs that I consider sexy. Yes, they may not be that sexy to fit for boys to fantasize, but still, their large figure is their sexy factor. And hey, it’s better to embrace these large-sized women than bony girls, right? And besides, nobody said that sexiness are just for slim girls.

1.   Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson is a recording artist, actress, TV personality and fashion designer who became popular since 1999. Jessica married Nick Lachey in 2002 and the then-newlyweds got featured on MTV’s reality show “Newly Weds: Nick and Jessica”. However, in 2005, the two separated because of irreconcilable differences. Simpson was really sexy and irresistible at that time. I don’t know why she had gone fat, but I don’t care since for me, she’s still hot!

2.   Oprah Winfrey

Oprah Winfrey is a notable media proprietor, talk show host, philanthropist and actress. She is very well-known for her self-titled, multi-award winning talk show, “The Oprah Winfrey Show”. Her show even became the highest-rated program in the history. Winfrey has also been ranked as the richest African-American of the 20^th century. Oprah isn’t just rich, she also has a big heart especially for the poor, now isn’t that sexy?

3.   Rachel Hunter

Rachel Hunter is a model, actress, reality TV show host and a registered R. She started modeling at age 17 and became famous when she posed for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues. What added more to her popularity is her marriage to Rod Stewart. She may have gone chubby over the years, but her sexy image still remains.

4.   Carnie Wilson

Carnie Wilson is TV host and singer. She is famous as a member of the music group, Wilson Phillips. Wilson is the daughter of Brian Wilson of the famous “The Beach Boys”. Just like Oprah, Carnie has her self-titled talk show, “Carnie!” As we all know, Wilson has had a lifelong battle with obesity for she reached almost 300 pounds. Carnie underwent gastric bypass surgery as her life-saving decision. She lost 150 pounds after the surgery and even posed nude for Playboy magazine to flaunt her new body. Now who’s fat, huh?

5.   Elisha Cuthbert

Elisha Cuthbert an actress. She’s best known for her former pornstar role in the movie, “The Girl Next Door”. Cuthbert has posed for many magazines in bikinis and damn! She is really hot. She has gained weight, but while I’m looking at her new chubby photos, I still find her hot.

6.   Khloe Kardashian

Who doesn’t know Kardashians nowadays? Khloe Kardashian is a TV personality, businesswoman, radio host, model and socialite. She is best known for appearing in the reality TV series “Keeping Up with the Kardashians”, “Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami” and “Khloe & Lamar”. She is married to the NBA player Lamar Odom. Khloe is a bit fatter than her voluptuous sisters Kim and Kourtney, but that’s not a hindrance for Khloe to shine and be adored by many.

7.   Raven Symoné

                         

Raven Symoné is an actress, model and singer. She is best known for the Disney Channel series “That’s so Raven”, the movie “The Cheetah Girls 1 & 2”, and for dubbing voices for the cartoon “Kim Possible and Disney’s “Tinker Bell” movie. Why I consider her sexy? It’s because she has a bubbly attitude and a wonderful voice.

8.   Chloe Marshall

Chloe Marshall is a plus-size model who won the Miss Surrey title in March 2008. She became the first size 16 model to reach the finals for the Miss England tiara. If she isn’t sexy then why Ford Models offered her a 3-year contract, right? See even oversized women can be a model, too.

9.   Jennifer Hudson

Jennifer Hudson is a recording artist and spokesperson. She is one of the finalists on the 3^rd season of American Idol, where she became as 7^th placer. Her debut film was “Dreamgirls”. Having a great, strong voice is enough for me to consider her as sexy. Don’t you think? Anyway, she already lost weight, so she’s not super fat anymore.

10.                     Jordin Sparks

Believe it or not, a lot of people consider Jordin Sparks hot! Who wouldn’t? Jordin Sparks is a R&B recording artist, songwriter and actress who rose to fame when she won in the 6^th season of American Idol. She simply has a beautiful face and voice.

11.             America Ferrera

America Ferrera is an actress and producer best known for her role as Betty Suarez in the TV series “Ugly Betty”, where she portrayed as a nerd who became beautiful. Ferrera has now appeared in several movies and TV series. And in addition to that, America also became a part of the animated picture of Dreamworks, “How to Train Your Dragon”.

12.                     Queen Latifah

Queen Latifah is a popular singer, rapper and actress. What’s hotter than a black woman who excels in singing, acting and beat boxing? Queen Latifah has appeared in many movies and has earned a lot of Emmy, Academy and Grammy awards and nominations.

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Now, after you learned something from these ladies, do you still find them as no-need-to-mention-fat-ass celebrities or do you now know how to value these amazing oversized women? All of us may have a different perspective and opinions and things, but learning to like chubby girls isn’t a bad thing. And hey, don’t forget that FIGURE is just a NUMBER, as years pass, all of us will end up with a crumpled skin anyway.  ^_~