Victoria's Secret Hottest Angels

Victoria's Secret Hottest Angels

Victoria’s Secret is the biggest name when it comes to the lingerie world. They offer exquisite designs for lingerie, makeup, lotions and fragrances. It is also considered as one of the top billing lingerie store that revenues for almost a billion per year.

Victoria’s Secret has become so popular due to their fashion shows, catalogues and super models called “Victoria’s Secret Angels”. The company produces a fashion show yearly and their angels have become famous as well. Nowadays, people have their own sets of favorite Victoria’s Secret Hottest Angels. I came up with my own list as well. And deym! These VS Angels are really heaven-sent with those godly features! And here they are:

a.  Heidi Klum

Heidi Klum is a German – American model, actress, TV host, entrepreneur, fashion designer, TV producer and an occasional singer. Whew! That’s quite a lot. Anyway, Heidi was born on June 1, 1973. She’s a Victoria’s Secret Angel since 1999. She’s in a long time relationship with the British musician, Seal. However, recent reports says that Klum and Seal are now separated. She also retired from being a Victoria’s Secret Angel last September 2000 and began hosting the premiere of a reality TV fashion show; Project Runway.

b.  Adriana Lima

Adrian Lima is a Brazilian model born on June 12, 1981 who is best known for her work as a VS Angel. She started her contract with Victoria Secret in year 2000. Adriana is ranked #5 in Forbes Magazine’s list of “20 Highest-Earning Models in the World”. She’s married to the National Basketball Association (NBA) player, Marko Jarić and now has 2 children.

c.   Doutzen Kroes

Doutzen Kroes is a Dutch actress and model born on January 23, 1985. She started working for Victoria’s Secret in 2004, but she became a VS Angel in 2008. Kroes is married to DJ Sunnery James and has a son named Phyllon Joy Gorré.

d.  Alessandra Ambrosio

Alessandra Ambrosio is a Brazilian model born on April 11, 1981. She’s famous for her work with Victoria’s Secret and Ambrosio was chosen as the first spokesperson for the company’s “PINK” line. Alessandra also serves as an ambassador for the “National Multiple Sclerosis Society” and she’s ranked #2 in AskMen.com’s “Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2008”.

e.   Jessica Stam

Jessica Stam is a famous Canadian supermodel born on April 23, 1986. Jessica has appeared in fashion shows of all the biggest fashion designer names and brands in the world such as Bulgari, DKNY, Tommy Hilfiger, Marc Jacobs, Dolce & Gobbana, Esacada, Christian Dior, Chanel, Givenchy, Jean Paul Gaultier and a lot more. Stam is ranked #15 in Forbes’ “World’s Top 15 Highest-Earning Supermodels” for she has a total revenue estimating of $1.5 million in a year.

f.   Miranda Kerr

Miranda Kerr is an Australian model born on April 20, 1983. Miranda is one of the first Australian to participate in Victoria’s Secret. She became a VS Angel in 2007. Kerr is ranked as #4 in Models.com’s “Top 20 Sexiest Models”, and has been included yearly in FHM’s “100 Sexiest Women” since 2009 to present year.

g.  Tyra Banks

Tyra Banks is a famous American model, TV host, actress, occasional singer, occasional photographer, author and businesswoman born on December 4, 1973. She is one of the original Angels of Victoria’s Secret. Banks is the creator and host of the reality television show, America’s Next Top Model. She’s also the host of her own talk show, The Tyra Banks Show.

h.  Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is an English actress and model born on April 18, 1987. She’s best known in modeling for Burberry and Victoria’s Secret, and for her role in the 3^rd film series of Transformers, Transformers: Dark of the Moon. Rosie is in a relationship with the English actor, Jason Statham.

i.    Lindsay Ellingson

Lindsay Ellingson is an American fashion model born on November 19, 1984. She has modeled for some of the notable names in the fashion industry such as Chanel, Dolce & Gobbana, Valentino, Christian Dior and a lot more.

j.   Gisele Bündchen

Gisele Bündchen is a Brazilian model and occasional actress born on July 20, 1980. Bündchen is ranked #1 as “Highest-paid Model in the World” and #16 for “Richest Woman in the Entertainment Industry” with an estimated $150 million fortune.

k.  Naomi Campbell

Naomi Campbell is a British model born on May 20, 1970. In early 90s and 80s, Campbell is one the “Top 3 Most Recognisable and in-demand Models”. She’s also 1 of six models declared as supermodels and the most famous black model, in her generation. Her relationship with Mike Tyson and Robert De Niro was widely reported in the industry and so as her several highly-publicized convictions for assault.

l.   Karolina Kurková

Karolina Kurková is a Czech model and actress born on February 28, 1984. She’s ranked as #6 of Forbes’ “Highest-Earning Models”.

m.Candice Swanepoel

Candice Swanepoel is a South African model born on October 20, 1988 and is popular for her work in Victoria’s Secret. Candice speaks Afrikaans and Portuguese fluently.

n.  Stephanie Seymour

Stephanie Seymour is an American model and actress born on July 23, 1968. She has modeled for several famous fashion designers and magazines.

o.  Marissa Miller

Marissa Miller is an American model born on August 6. 1976. She has posed for many notable fashion magazines Vogue and Sports Illustrated. Miller is ranked #1 for Maxim’s “Hot 100”. She’s also an ambassador for American cancer Society and USO.

Sex Toys Replacement

Sex Toys Replacement

I’ve been seeing a lot of sex toy stores everywhere. I don’t know when it got legalized but I really am seeing a lot of stalls that offers sex toys. In fact, I checked this stall here in our neighborhood. Hey, don’t give me that look. I’m just an innocent person who got curious of their merchandise. LOL.

Anyway, as I entered their stall, I saw different kinds of sex toys that I never thought existed. (I told you I’m innocent).  Well, I decided to buy some of it (for curiosity) but it turns out that the items that I wanna buy are a bit costly. I was rattling my brain all the time as I was heading back home. I was thinking of how to earn money just so I could buy those sex toys (as I said for curiosity only). But as I reached home, I thought of a better plan. *light bulb*

What popped in my head? Well, if I can’t afford those sex toys then why not use sex toys replacement? There are things that you could use to play around with, if sex toys are out of your league. And the exciting part is you could try using these things with a partner and take your sexual acts to a different level instead of just constantly copying sexual positions in that iPhone apps of yours. So let’s get started coz’ I’m excited!

     ·       Cucumber

Why use a cucumber? Well, you could see a lot of big and long cucumbers and you could use it as a replacement for vibrators. It’s better to use cucumbers than bananas coz’ bananas break or get mashed up so easily unlike this green and thick vegetable. So tell your mom to always keep a cucumber in your fridge. Tell her just for emergency situations.

     ·       Banana

Well, as I mentioned above, cucumbers are better than bananas. But a lot of girls/boys still use bananas. Probably some people prefer its size and texture. And I think buying bananas are less too obvious. Plus, if you’re into sucking, bananas tastes better too.

     ·       Pie

If you’re wondering how you’re gonna insert a pie inside that tight hole, well actually, this method is just for boys. If you already watched the movie American Pie (part 1), then you know what to do but if you haven’t then try inserting your fingers in the middle of the pie ‘til you create a hole as big as your penis. Once the hole is created, pretend you’re having sex with a girl or a boy (whichever your preference is).

     ·       Eggplant

No cucumber or banana available? Then what about an eggplant? Eggplants may not taste that great, but using it as a sex toy must be a great experience.

     ·       Bitter Melon

For girls who like the feeling of having sex with a DOM (Dirty Old Man), I suggest you use a bitter melon. And hey I’m not kidding. There are really girls out there who want a penis with a texture of a bitter melon.

     ·       Ice cubes

Try to experiment and use ice cubes for a cold and tingly feeling. Observe how long it will stay inside as it melts.

·       Remote Control

Okay! So if you don’t have a cucumber, banana or an eggplant in your household and you’re that lazy to go to the mart or you’re really thrifty then why not just use a remote control. (Don’t tell me you also don’t have a remote control?)

     

     ·       Bottle

I understand the part where some people can’t use remote controls coz’ some people are gonna use it and it would be gross if you’re gonna leave it on the sofa after you played with it. So instead, why not use a bottle. But hey, be careful. Use at your own risk! Try a hard plastic bottle first coz’ we don’t want any bleeding pussies there, do we?

     ·       Baseball bat

If you’re into hardcore sex, then use a baseball bat and I’m not exaggerating here. Some girls who love experimenting with their sexuality and things uses a baseball bat. I don’t know how they can manage to get it in, but they did. These girls who have used a baseball bat must be adult stars now.

     

     ·       Fingers/Palm

Now, if you don’t have anything of the listed things above, the fastest and most effective way to release that heat from your body is by using your fingers or your palm. You could use it anywhere and anytime without any hassle, now if you still have a problem using your fingers then I suggest you just have to live your life without a sex life!

If you used the vegetables, don’t throw it after using it as a sex toy replacement. Grab a chopping board and a knife. Start chopping the vegetables and serve it for dinner. Money-wise right? :D

PS:

Only Psychos will follow those instructions!

Pretty Korean Girls on My List

Pretty Korean Girls on My List

I’ve been watching a lot of Korean television shows lately and I really got hooked on it. I got so hooked that I searched for the names of my favorite characters. Upon searching, I hovered on to this site that shows a list of Korean celebrity girls. So I decided to make a list on my own. Anyway, just sit back and relax while I introduce you to the girls that got me hooked on watching Korean television series.

·         Kim Tae Hee

 

Kim Tae Hee is a South Korean actress and model. She’s well known for her roles in Iris, Stairway to Heaven and My Princess. I personally like Kim Tae Hee because her eyes differ from other Korean girls. She may look like a 20-year-old girl but this actress just turned 32 years old last March 29.

·         Han Chae-young

Han Chae-young is also a South Korean actress. And just like Kim Tae Hee, Han Chae-young was born in 1980. She has become popular from her roles in Delightful Girl Choon-Hyang and Boys Over Flowers. Han Chae-young is also known as the “Barbie Doll of Korea”.

·         Song Hye Kyo

Song He Kyo is a model and actress from South Korea as well. This pretty girl gained popularity through a lot of television dramas like Autumn in My Heart, Full House and All In. She’s one of the most in-demand product endorsers in Korea and has done many TV commercials and print ads.

·         Brandy Grace

Brandy Grace is a Korean – American model. She currently lives in Southern California but was born in Munster, Indiana. She may not have done drama roles, but since she’s hot and pretty, I think she should be on this list.

·         Shin Min-a

Shin Min-a is an actress, model and singer from South Korea. She’s one of my favorites coz’ she usually is bubbly and adorable in her roles. Shin Min-a is the first Asian celebrity that did a photo shoot with a Calvin Klein model. She got famous for her role in My Girlfriend is a Nine-Tail Fox and Sad Movie. She also made a lot of appearance in K-Pop music video and she also published a travel book titled, Mina’s French Diary.

·         Choi Ji-woo

Choi Ji-woo is also a South Korean actress famous for her television drama roles in Winter Sonata, Stairway to Heaven and Beautiful Days. She was born on June 11, 1975. She’s really good in acting and will make you cry even if you don’t want to.

·         Lee Ji Woo

With Lee Ji Woo’s cute face, I don’t think that I need to explain further why she’s on this list.

·         Choi Yu Jung

Choi Yu Jung is a Korean super model and a race queen. She may look cute and innocent but this girl is tougher than you think she is. With that Barbie-like looks who would have thought that she’s a race queen?

·         Nam Eun Ju

     Nam Eun Ju is top model in Korea and currently ranks as #21 as a model. She got famous due to a set of cute pictures posted on the Internet where she posed holding cat paws used by a popular girl group in Korea, “T-ara”.

·         Park Soo Jin

Park Soo Jin is also well known for her role in My Girlfriend is a Nine-Tail Fox, where she plays as a jealous ex-girlfriend.

·         Ku Hye Sun

Ku Hye Sun is a South Korean singer, actress, author and director.  She is famous for her role as Geum Jan Di in the hit television show Boys Over Flowers where you would always see her wearing a cute uniform.

·         Ha Ji Won

Ha Ji Won is a South Korean actress and is one of Korea’s cinema top actresses. She is noted for her versatility as an actress. She is well known for her role in the fantasy drama, Secret Garden that made a lot of people cry, laugh and love.

Those are the pretty Korean girls on my list. I could spend the whole day watching them and won’t complain. These girls have angelic faces and Koreans have really invaded our lives and I’m glad they did.